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Chess Set Ring

Preparing for a relationship checkmate

Chess Set Ring thanks to Louise Alcott

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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement. - Oscar Wilde

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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