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Cicadas are a superfamily, the Cicadoidea, of insects in the order Hemiptera (true bugs), in the suborder Auchenorrhyncha, along with smaller jumping bugs such as froghoppers and leafhoppers.

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Becalm: An insect on Ritalin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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