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Cicada Man

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Cicada Man thanks to Keith Blake

Cicadas are a superfamily, the Cicadoidea, of insects in the order Hemiptera (true bugs), in the suborder Auchenorrhyncha, along with smaller jumping bugs such as froghoppers and leafhoppers.

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Becalm: An insect on Ritalin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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