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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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