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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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