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Clever Man

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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