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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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