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Concealed Weapon

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Concealed Weapon thanks to Lucas Hayes

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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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