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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid