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Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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