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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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