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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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