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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

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On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown