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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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