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Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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