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Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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