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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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