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The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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