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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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