Dead Batteries

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush