Dead Batteries

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry