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Economy Hit Hard

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Economy Hit Hard thanks to Keith Blake

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Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

I'm the only person of distinction who has ever had a depression named for him. - Herbert Hoover

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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