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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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