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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I'm the only person of distinction who has ever had a depression named for him. - Herbert Hoover

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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