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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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