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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

The solar system has no anxiety about its reputation. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


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