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Engine-eous

So, what's the mpg of this baby?

Engine-eous thanks to Keith Blake

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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Casserole: A method used by ingenious cooks to get rid of leftover leftovers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

We cannot create a world we can't imagine and stories are the engines of our imaginations. - Josh Stearns

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin


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