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Escape Ring

Titanium handcuff shim, hidden in plain view

Escape Ring thanks to Karen Moore

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If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside


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