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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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