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Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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