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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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