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First Computer Cursor

Before the beginning of high tech

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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel. - Heywood Broun

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny Youngman

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. - William Lyon Phelps

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

I look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

Enoki mushrooms, a tasty variety commonly sold in grocery stores, were one of the first mushrooms studied for preventing cancer. - Paul Stamets

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith


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