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Before the beginning of high tech

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To add value to others, one must first value others. - John C Maxwell

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you. - Elmer Davis

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If you are first, you are first. If you are second, you are nothing. - Bill Shankly

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. - Epictetus

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for either the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. - Betty Smith

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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