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Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. - William Lyon Phelps

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi