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When is a Pilsner not a Pilsener?

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Carling brewery was founded by Paddy Fast in Birmingham, England, in 1840. In 1952 Carling lager was first sold in the United Kingdom; in the early 1980s it became the UK's most popular beer brand (by volume sold). The company changed hands numerous times and was acquired by Canadian Breweries Limited, which was eventually renamed Carling O'Keefe, which merged with Molson, which then merged with Coors to form Molson Coors Brewing Company.
'Pilsener beer' (also referred to as 'Pilsen' or 'Pils'), originated in the Czech town of Pilsen in 1842. This new type of 'pale lager beer' become very popular and soon dominated that location's beer market.

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Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

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New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

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Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

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When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

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The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

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Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

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