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When is a Pilsner not a Pilsener?

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Carling brewery was founded by Paddy Fast in Birmingham, England, in 1840. In 1952 Carling lager was first sold in the United Kingdom; in the early 1980s it became the UK's most popular beer brand (by volume sold). The company changed hands numerous times and was acquired by Canadian Breweries Limited, which was eventually renamed Carling O'Keefe, which merged with Molson, which then merged with Coors to form Molson Coors Brewing Company.
'Pilsener beer' (also referred to as 'Pilsen' or 'Pils'), originated in the Czech town of Pilsen in 1842. This new type of 'pale lager beer' become very popular and soon dominated that location's beer market.

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