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When is a Pilsner not a Pilsener?

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Carling brewery was founded by Paddy Fast in Birmingham, England, in 1840. In 1952 Carling lager was first sold in the United Kingdom; in the early 1980s it became the UK's most popular beer brand (by volume sold). The company changed hands numerous times and was acquired by Canadian Breweries Limited, which was eventually renamed Carling O'Keefe, which merged with Molson, which then merged with Coors to form Molson Coors Brewing Company.
'Pilsener beer' (also referred to as 'Pilsen' or 'Pils'), originated in the Czech town of Pilsen in 1842. This new type of 'pale lager beer' become very popular and soon dominated that location's beer market.

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The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

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Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

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No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

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Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

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The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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