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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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