#1 humor site on the 'net

Flannel Frontier

Well Plaid, Spock, Well Plaid!

Flannel Frontier thanks to Keith Blake

Make It Sewn

QuotaBills
Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


Umbrella For Two

Sink Drinker

Pilot Lounge

Pedal Operated Washing Machine

Just Chillin' Out

Bee Prepared

Work Siesta

Cold Books

Zebra Keyboard

Sing It Out

Cold One

Cheerful Trees

Rooftop Steps

Racing a 'Hot Rod'

Nemo Found at Japanese Sushi Bar

Painting The Center Line

Kitchen Recycling

Work Not

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Car-nage

Noah's 2021 Ark

First Dodge Ram

Redneck Wedding Limo

Commas Save Lives