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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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