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Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

There exist limitless opportunities in every industry. Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier. - Charles F Kettering

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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