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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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