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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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