QuotaBillsParking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen
I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta
Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand
I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton
Croakroom: Where tadpoles go to change. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
A toad does not run in the daytime for nothing. - Chinua Achebe
Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers
Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
If you're successful, don't crow. If you're defeated, don't croak. - Samuel Chadwick
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White
Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright