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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Without forgiveness, there is no future. - Desmond Tutu

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible


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