#1 humor site on the 'net

Future Power Plug

Plug-in space probes for Star Wars chargers

Future Power Plug thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness. - Aldo Leopold

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

There is no improving the future without disturbing the present. - Catherine Booth

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


Mask Alternatives

Watch Out For Deer!

Chinese Music School

Student Driver

iPad Not

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

It Even Has A Chimney

Seal Survival

www: Wagtail Windscreen Wiper

Water Dancer

Shopping Wait-er

Flamingo Imposter

Goat Tree

Ontario Spring Dining

Empty Birdhouse

180 Degrees From Ordinary

How To Float

Redneck Tank Top

Grasping Shirt

Detroit Counterfeit Bill

Hazardous Delivery

Log Out - Here It Comes!

Search and Rescue - Dry Run

Staff Teeth