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The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter F Drucker

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

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