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Gang Violence Has To Stop

Fighting like cats and dogs

Gang Violence Has To Stop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

In some cases non-violence requires more militancy than violence. - Cesar Chavez

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary. - Mohandas Gandhi

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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