QuotaBillsYou live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain
Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie
Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde