QuotaBillsMy people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI
Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny
How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns
If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance
Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy
It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk
Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell
Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller
There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown
With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis
After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp
Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler
Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard
Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet
My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash