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Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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