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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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