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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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