Going The Extra Mile

Inch, 1 mile - Unknown

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Exit: How you mark the spot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Anyone can run 20 miles. It's the next six that count. - Barry Magee

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Thomas Beecham

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.