QuotaBillsExit: How you mark the spot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard
Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar
One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu
A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill
Anyone can run 20 miles. It's the next six that count. - Barry Magee
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Thomas Beecham
When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain
Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones
An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese
Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.