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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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