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Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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