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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White


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