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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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