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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

Self praise is no praise at all. - Lord Byron

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

Christian Atheists: those who say they are Christians but choose to live like God doesn't exist. - Craig Groeschell

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr


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