Gregorian Monk

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise, because it is our duty. - St. Augustine

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible