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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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