Gregorian Monk

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Praise increases where the excellence is attained but by few. - Edward Counsel

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono