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Ground Control To Major Tom

David Bowie's tomcat inspiration

Ground Control To Major Tom thanks to Keith Blake

Space Oddity by David Bowie

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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