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Gyprock Prayer thanks to Malachi Defries

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Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height


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