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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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