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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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