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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

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God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

Communism is a hammer that we use to crush the enemy. - Mao Zedong

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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