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Happy 4th of July

Music intervals for a U.S. holiday

Happy 4th of July thanks to Karen Moore

Happy 4th of July thanks to Karen Moore

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. - Emperor Ferdinand of Austria

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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