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Hare In My Pancakes

This food gives me the crepes!

Hare In My Pancakes thanks to Dwayne Martin

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake. - Julia Child

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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