Hare In My Pancakes

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake. - Julia Child

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo