QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz