Hendersonville Police

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell