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Herodium Pillar

Fergus training for Herod's Roman Pole Vaulting event

Herodium Pillar thanks to Fergus Turkington

Herodium Pillar thanks to Fergus Turkington

Herodium Pillar thanks to Fergus Turkington

Herodium Pillar thanks to Fergus Turkington

Herodium Pillar thanks to Fergus Turkington

Herodium Pillar thanks to Fergus Turkington

Herodium (Arabic: 'Mountain of the Little Paradise') is a cone-shaped hill, 12 kilometres (7.5 mi) south of Jerusalem and 5 kilometres (3.1 mi) southeast of Bethlehem, in the Judaean Desert, West Bank. Herod the Great built a palace fortress and a small town at Herodium, between 23 and 15 B.C., and is believed to have been buried there. Herodium is 758 meters (2,487 ft) above sea level, the highest peak in the Judaean Desert.

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History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs. - Archie Bunker

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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