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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz
Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
We cannot create a world we can't imagine and stories are the engines of our imaginations. - Josh Stearns
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz
Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
We cannot create a world we can't imagine and stories are the engines of our imaginations. - Josh Stearns
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
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