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How To Hold On In A Moving Train

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How To Hold On In A Moving Train thanks to Barry McCartney

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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