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Husband Parking

While she shops on the Sunshine Coast...

Husband Parking thanks to Karen Moore

Husband Parking thanks to Karen Moore

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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