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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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