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I Love Summer

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Becalm: An insect on Ritalin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tolerant: An insect that stands above the others - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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