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Icelandic Police Donuts thanks to Karen Moore

The Icelandic Police (Logregla, literally 'Law Order') is responsible for law enforcement throughout Iceland, except in Icelandic territorial waters which fall under the jurisdiction of the Icelandic Coast Guard.
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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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