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Icelandic Police Donuts thanks to Karen Moore

The Icelandic Police (Logregla, literally 'Law Order') is responsible for law enforcement throughout Iceland, except in Icelandic territorial waters which fall under the jurisdiction of the Icelandic Coast Guard.

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You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Doughnuts: 1. Rolling Scones; 2. The only nuts with holes in them. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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