Icelandic Police Donuts
Dunkin Coffee for more in Iceland
The Icelandic Police (Logregla, literally 'Law Order') is responsible for law enforcement throughout Iceland, except in Icelandic territorial waters which fall under the jurisdiction of the Icelandic Coast Guard.
QuotaBillsBut first, donuts. - Unknown
You had me at donut. - Unknown
Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
All people look better under arrest. - John Waters
New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch
I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown
Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown
My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky
Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller