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Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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