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Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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