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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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