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Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

This world, after all our science and sciences, is still a miracle; wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whosoever will think of it. - Thomas Carlyle

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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