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Just Be Ugly

Fitness plan to cut out fat

Just Be Ugly thanks to Keith Blake

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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