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Just Be Ugly

Fitness plan to cut out fat

Just Be Ugly thanks to Keith Blake

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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