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UNC-Duke game sneaker malfunction puts Nike in marketing dilemma

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20-Feb-2019: Seconds into a game against arch-nemesis North Carolina Tar Heels, Duke University Blue Devils forward Zion Williamson, top college basketball player in the U.S. and an NBA prospect, twisted his knee when his Nike-made shoe exploded. Ironically, Nike once launched an ad campaign on the phrase "It's gotta be the shoes!"... and today it was...

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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan


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