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Best foot forward: shoe malfunction spurs on new Nike logo

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UNC-Duke game sneaker malfunction puts Nike in marketing dilemma

Just Blew It thanks to Marian Renstrom

20-Feb-2019: Seconds into a game against arch-nemesis North Carolina Tar Heels, Duke University Blue Devils forward Zion Williamson, top college basketball player in the U.S. and an NBA prospect, twisted his knee when his Nike-made shoe exploded. Ironically, Nike once launched an ad campaign on the phrase "It's gotta be the shoes!"... and today it was...

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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

One of my favorite aspects of basketball is good passing. - James Carville

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Immodium Podium: why some athletes didn’t make it to the podium - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan


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