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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

No personal consideration should stand in the way of performing a public duty. - Ulysses S Grant

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters


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