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Know Where You Stand

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Know Where You Stand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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