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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

No one ever built a legacy by standing still. - Ravi Zacharias

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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