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Leading The Way

How many times do I have to tell you not to go wandering up that path by yourself?

Leading The Way thanks to Howard Chapman

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Confidence is a very fragile thing. - Joe Montana

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

Integrity is telling myself the truth. Honesty is telling the truth to other people. - Spencer Johnson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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