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Limit Of Two

Rabbit control on Noah's Ark

Limit Of Two thanks to Jim Serritella

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

By perseverance the snail reached the ark. - Charles H Spurgeon

By perseverance the snail reached the ark. - Unknown

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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