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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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