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Wink: A whether signal - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz