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Lost House Keys

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Lost House Keys thanks to Keith Blake

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Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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