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Lost House Keys thanks to Keith Blake

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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Powder: Something that may cause an explosion if found on the lapel - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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