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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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