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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

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