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Mason Scaffold

Brick work hanging in the balance

Mason Scaffold thanks to Keith Blake

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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker


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