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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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