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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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