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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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