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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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