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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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