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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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