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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

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Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

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Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

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Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

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The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

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The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

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If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

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Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

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Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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