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Mechanic Math

Re-sizing a metric wrench

Mechanic Math thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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